<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497</id><updated>2011-06-02T20:44:04.493-07:00</updated><title type='text'>WHATEVER.....</title><subtitle type='html'>Are u ready for this??</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>45</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-114211789577621169</id><published>2006-03-11T14:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-11T14:58:15.786-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WHERE HAVE ALL THE MATTRESSES GONE????These thoughts came into my head two days ago when I was changing the sheets on my bed. First: where did all these stains come from and second: where do all the old mattreses go? I mean I never see old mattrsess sitting out by trash cans on Monday morning or hanging out of the garbage trucks as they pass by. I know that people give matrises away to other </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/114211789577621169/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=114211789577621169' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/114211789577621169'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/114211789577621169'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2006/03/where-have-all-mattresses-gone-these.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-113803669451834314</id><published>2006-01-23T09:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-23T09:18:14.530-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>COMING SOON..........A BLOG POST BY GENERAL PATTON</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/113803669451834314/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=113803669451834314' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/113803669451834314'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/113803669451834314'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2006/01/coming-soon.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-110565129218378375</id><published>2005-01-13T13:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-13T13:21:32.183-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>AWWWWWW......IT IS A NEW YEARIt has been a while since my last blog, and a lot has happended it that time.. here are just a couple of things...on 11/19 I got out of field training and am now on my own11/23 Asher Davis Patton was born 6lbs 4oz and 17in longchristmas came and went... and now a new year is apawn us.Being a dad is by far the coolest thing in the world...although being a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/110565129218378375/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=110565129218378375' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/110565129218378375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/110565129218378375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2005/01/awwwwww.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-109722583648093354</id><published>2004-10-08T01:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-08T01:57:16.480-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THIS HAS CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER.................Lastnight was a rough night for me... I saw a man die. Right in front of my face. I was on Owens waiting to make a left onto Pecos on my way to a call. Me and my partner were bull shittin in the car when out of the corner of my eye I saw our arrow turn green. I was the number 3 car in the turn lane and as I was turning my head I saw the Number 1 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/109722583648093354/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=109722583648093354' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/109722583648093354'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/109722583648093354'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/10/this-has-changed-my-life-forever.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-109627400753216738</id><published>2004-09-27T01:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-27T01:33:27.533-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I HAVE MADE A DECISION........................Well I have thought long and hard about who I want to be.. Do I want to be a Star Wars figure, Spiderman,Batman, maybe even the Hulk. Possibly some hobbit from Lord Of The Rings (Lord knows I already have the feet for it), it almost came down to wanting to be my other faviorte supper hero's like Kenny Parker or Tommy Peterson, Or even Robert Newman.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/109627400753216738/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=109627400753216738' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/109627400753216738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/109627400753216738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/09/i-have-made-decision.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-109486011152480024</id><published>2004-09-10T16:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-10T16:48:31.523-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WOW BLOGGING IS HI TECH NOW..................Well its definitely been awhile since I blogged last, and a few things have happened in my life since then. Here a just a few......- I found out I am having a boy and his name is Caleb Davis Patton..or at least it will be some time in Dec.- Ethan started the first grade.- The Parkers had a baby girl.- My dad is in the middle east for awhile.- </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/109486011152480024/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=109486011152480024' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/109486011152480024'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/109486011152480024'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/09/wow-blogging-is-hi-tech-now.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-108918265533095958</id><published>2004-07-06T23:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-06T23:44:15.330-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WHO WANT TO BE SPIDER MAN...........I do, I do... I want to be SPIDER MAN. ok so maybe I will just settle for being a cop. Thats right folks in just one day I will have a badge and bulletts. It has been 20 weeks and the long journey is coming to an end. I want to think all of my friends who are still my friend even though I have not seen them in the last 20 weeks. and I want to thank my wife </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/108918265533095958/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=108918265533095958' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/108918265533095958'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/108918265533095958'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/07/who-want-to-be-spider-man.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-108432789861473591</id><published>2004-05-11T19:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-11T19:11:38.613-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>HI&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;So another few weeks down and only 81/2 weeks to go. I did something today that I have never do in all of my 25 years on this earth... I ran 4 miles today, and let me just tell you a little something. God has made me a lot of things but a runner I am not. I HATE RUNNING. I feel bad for the dumb ass that runs from me, because he is going to get a tazer in the back. Everything else is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/108432789861473591/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=108432789861473591' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/108432789861473591'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/108432789861473591'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/05/hi-so-another-few-weeks-down-and-only.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-108293591882418805</id><published>2004-04-25T16:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-25T16:35:01.076-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>11 WEEKS TO GO.......Can you believe that in 11 weeks the sheriff of the great city of las vegas is going to be giving me a badge and all the bullet's I wants. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO????I cant wait until I am out of the academy so I will have so different things to talk about. Life is good though, Ethan is playing soccer and Jacquie is working overtime. Beautiful thing. I got on the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/108293591882418805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=108293591882418805' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/108293591882418805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/108293591882418805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/04/11-weeks-to-go.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-108173990457605753</id><published>2004-04-11T20:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-11T20:21:13.090-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>7 Down............it has been 3 very long weeks since I last wrote and a lot of things have happened since then. #1 BASEBALL STARTED and the cubs are well on there way to the world series. #2 I have only 13 weeks left until I get the badge. And its EASTER happy easter. My inlaws came in lastnight and went to church with us today. CRCC had a really god service. Well I'm off to fight the academy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/108173990457605753/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=108173990457605753' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/108173990457605753'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/108173990457605753'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/04/7-down.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-107995877818875180</id><published>2004-03-22T04:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-22T04:35:25.983-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>4 DOWN..............Wow 4wks down and 16 to go. Today I am starting week #5 I have been in the academy for 1 month now. It feels like it is creeping by but next thing you know it will be July. Hope all is well. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/107995877818875180/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=107995877818875180' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107995877818875180'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107995877818875180'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/03/4-down.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-107906195226494096</id><published>2004-03-11T19:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-11T19:28:09.670-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>JUST WHEN YOU THINK THINGS ARE GOING GOOD.......HERE COMES THE PEPER SPRAY!!!   Let me just give all you a little piece of advise.........if a police officer tells you to do something DO IT. and I will tell you why, police officers have this neat little bottle of joy called OC Spray or (pepper spray) which they carry and are aloud to use it on you anytime you are really out of line. I got </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/107906195226494096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=107906195226494096' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107906195226494096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107906195226494096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/03/just-when-you-think-things-are-going.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-107870198851775581</id><published>2004-03-07T15:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-07T15:28:41.733-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WEEK 2 IS GONE........well 2 down and 18 to go... weeks that is until I am a police officer. week 2 sucked ass... but it is going to get better I hear. this week on thurs I get to have pepper spray sprayed into one of my eye balls. that is going to feel good i'm sure. hey it could be worse I could still be at US bank. peace to all, hope all is well.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/107870198851775581/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=107870198851775581' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107870198851775581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107870198851775581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/03/week-2-is-gone.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-107768798520381397</id><published>2004-02-24T21:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-02-24T21:48:26.436-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>HOLLY CRAP BATMAN..................Well, I started the Metro Police academy on mon, and let me tell you I now officaly have no life. It will all be worth it in the end though. Gotta go study, will write again when I have more time. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/107768798520381397/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=107768798520381397' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107768798520381397'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107768798520381397'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/02/holly-crap-batman.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-107639517094688259</id><published>2004-02-09T22:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-02-09T22:41:17.216-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>ONE WEEK LEFT............I have but one week left being employed at US Bank. Thank the man up above. I don't even want to go this week, but I guess I must. In just two weeks from today I will be starting my long 21 week journey to becoming one of the elite..The best of the best, will your name be on that plaque? YES SIR, oopssorry got carried away there with a movie quote. Now where was I oh </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/107639517094688259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=107639517094688259' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107639517094688259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107639517094688259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/02/one-week-left.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-107614074411755193</id><published>2004-02-06T23:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-02-07T00:00:47.153-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS...........The last couple of weeks have been good to me.....1. I had a birthday, thats right I am the big 25 now. can't believe I made it this far.2. I and the help of robert and my wife made a whole new bathroom down stairs. (you should come see it, it is my fav room in the house)3. We had a super bowl gathering at the house 4. I have started getting up at the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/107614074411755193/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=107614074411755193' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107614074411755193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107614074411755193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/02/last-couple-of-weeks.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-107493452588725277</id><published>2004-01-24T00:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-01-24T00:56:55.030-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>AWWWWWW............I just went on a ride-alone tonight in south centeral. The officer I rode with went to the academy with my wife. He told me everyone is missing her, I know she is missing it to.....I hope she made the right choice for her..... By the way, I cant wait to be a COP. Well, I'm off to bed now because I have to work tomorrow @ crappy ass US Stank. I mean US Bank, but hey I only </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/107493452588725277/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=107493452588725277' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107493452588725277'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107493452588725277'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/01/awwwwww.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-107466163847265463</id><published>2004-01-20T21:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-01-20T21:08:45.373-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>VEGAS BETTER BE WATCHING OUT...................bad boys, bad boys, watch ya going to do, watch ya going to do when some dumb ass redneck from TX with a loaded Glock comes running after you. So, I got the call. My back ground Det. called me on Fri morning around 8:30 and said congrats Mr. Patton you have been accecpted the the police academy. I about lost it.I was going to blog about this over </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/107466163847265463/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=107466163847265463' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107466163847265463'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107466163847265463'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/01/vegas-better-be-watching-out.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-107397585722715489</id><published>2004-01-12T22:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-01-12T22:38:55.653-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>ONCE A DAY????? HA!!!!!.......It is funny how once a day turns into once a month. (blogging that is) I hope all of my friends and loved ones had a great holiday season. This is the first christmas/new year in three years that I did not nor still have not spoke to my bro kenny parker. That is very sad. 88.8 % my fault, I got so caught up with the holidays and all the bullshit that I did not take</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/107397585722715489/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=107397585722715489' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107397585722715489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107397585722715489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2004/01/once-day-ha.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-107138623933010319</id><published>2003-12-13T23:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2003-12-13T23:18:08.373-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>AND IM OFF........so i have a 6:25 flight to Dallas in the morning and i have not packed a thing yet. I am going to see my grandmother yo is getting old and forgetting a lot of stuff. so i thought i would go and see her before she forgets me.i went and saw my friends preform tonight and they rocked. i love my friends. God has truly placed the blessing down on me with all the friends i have. i</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/107138623933010319/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=107138623933010319' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107138623933010319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107138623933010319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/12/and-im-off.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-107121290429397421</id><published>2003-12-11T23:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2003-12-11T23:09:11.466-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>SURVIVE THIS......my girl Lil is still alive. i cant stand her, but she is still breathing</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/107121290429397421/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=107121290429397421' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107121290429397421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107121290429397421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/12/survive-this.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-107116951969084959</id><published>2003-12-11T11:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2003-12-11T11:06:06.403-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WORSHIP.......So it is official.. Jacquie and I are Rodgers now. I do miss all my friends and family at Apex, and I wish you all well. I love worship, that is when I really feel closest to God, but not when I am at church. My best worship is when I am at home in my office all alone and listening to my down loaded songs from kazaa lite (thank you Mr. Parker) I am listening to Waterdeep as I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/107116951969084959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=107116951969084959' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107116951969084959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107116951969084959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/12/worship.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-107116847809535144</id><published>2003-12-11T10:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2003-12-11T10:48:44.233-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>NEW BEGININGS........I have decided it is time to get off my lazy ass and start blogging again. I'm going to try my best to blog everyday until I go to the police academy. (3rd week of Feb.) I really need to start opening up my mind and start writing, because I am going to be doing alot of here real soon. Now I will be in Dallas the 14th thriugh the 17th, so I might miss a day or two, but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/107116847809535144/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=107116847809535144' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107116847809535144'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107116847809535144'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/12/new-beginings.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-107109072513596621</id><published>2003-12-10T13:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2003-12-10T13:12:50.856-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WOWdoes this thing still work?? I has been awhile since I have seen you blogger.comI have missed you so.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/107109072513596621/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=107109072513596621' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107109072513596621'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/107109072513596621'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/12/wow-does-this-thing-still-work-i-has.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-106516287109780282</id><published>2003-10-02T23:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-10-02T23:34:30.770-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>SHITY DAY.......I hate my damn job, and my stupid cub scout want-a-be got kicked off suvivor. Thank God she is not leading my kids. how do you lose a damn fishing hook. she needed to get the boot. Im now off to ask for forgivness for all the f-bombs I droped today, most of them came after talking to my boss. Peace Out.I cany wait to be a cop</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/106516287109780282/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=106516287109780282' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106516287109780282'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106516287109780282'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/10/shity-day.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-106498310945987846</id><published>2003-09-30T21:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-09-30T21:38:29.083-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>my friend sean critchy is the shiz nit. keep up the poems man. heres one for ya.............ROSES ARE YELLOWSEAN'S A GOOD FELLOW HE COULD NOT BE MORE MELLOWYELLOW, YELLOW, YELLOWOH BUY THE WAY MY CUBS KICKED SOME MAJOR ASS TONIGHT. GO CUBS!!!!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/106498310945987846/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=106498310945987846' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106498310945987846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106498310945987846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/09/my-friend-sean-critchy-is-shiz-nit.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-106489540378185105</id><published>2003-09-29T21:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-09-29T21:16:43.766-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>i want to know how to do cool stuff with my blog</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/106489540378185105/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=106489540378185105' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106489540378185105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106489540378185105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/09/i-want-to-know-how-to-do-cool-stuff.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-106148884392504902</id><published>2003-08-21T11:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-08-21T11:00:43.946-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE DAY THE BAD NEWS CAME     Yesterday was a day of bad news. You see I heard from my back ground det. and I did ot get accecpted to metro this time around. So, I have to wait until Dec. Which kinda sucks, but prob. better because this gives me more time to prepare for a Feb. academy. Just another 5 months of my life spent waiting around. It really is all good though, because I know the man </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/106148884392504902/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=106148884392504902' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106148884392504902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106148884392504902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/08/day-bad-news-came-yesterday-was-day-of.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-106127603949360784</id><published>2003-08-18T23:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-08-18T23:53:59.543-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>jkldsaj;iodsjvksajvklja;fleuvnbmna;liuuldksajviweovsmnsdj;iweutidjvnskvnwt892ubksdffgsdg;dflbkjdfa; dgjksd gkjgk gbklsjg kjfdj gjfdhg;dfs fgg ;fdh gjefhgk;h gfjhg;fhg;sdfh gbjds;hagkjsdhf g;jkhg sdl;fhjavhcxjbv;hskz8t;vbxcnbm,fdjhbjvxchbjrengjchxjbhfsdjgt fsjhgjxcvhjsdfhg;xcibhja;ihdfiuhgsdfhb;jkdzhgjdfsh bvjkxchb;xg seh jghx;bovb'eoRO'PUIIOGDSHJRTIUWHTUSUC BJKIFJSDIGU8TGFDB;Xjkjzg;buzaio'IKJ;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/106127603949360784/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=106127603949360784' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106127603949360784'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106127603949360784'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/08/jkldsajiodsjvksajvkljafleuvnbmnaliuu.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-106119334568776290</id><published>2003-08-18T00:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-08-18T01:01:56.286-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>CLOSING A CHAPTER IN LIFE....    Today was a big day for me. You see I had a big talk with my dad today, one that will change me and him forever. (for the better that is) I closed the chapter on Golf today. Well I really did it about three weeks ago, but was to chicken to tell me dad about my decision, so it was ofically closed today. My father is a out standing man. He is one of my bestfriends</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/106119334568776290/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=106119334568776290' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106119334568776290'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106119334568776290'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/08/closing-chapter-in-life.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-106101375354713059</id><published>2003-08-15T23:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-08-15T23:02:33.310-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>meghann, read your blog for the first time tonight....you are a pretty cool chick.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/106101375354713059/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=106101375354713059' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106101375354713059'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106101375354713059'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/08/meghann-read-your-blog-for-first-time.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-106092468687308480</id><published>2003-08-14T22:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-08-14T22:22:33.113-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>my wife has started blogging....hers is jacquiepatton.blogspot.com. I wish she would write more, for I like to read her thought.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/106092468687308480/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=106092468687308480' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106092468687308480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106092468687308480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/08/my-wife-has-started-blogging.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-106075490963743592</id><published>2003-08-12T23:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-08-12T23:08:29.666-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>TODAYToday was a great day. I heard from two old friends of mine. One is in NY and the other is in OK. It was good the hear there voices, read there words, catch up on life. I ran another two miles today. It is starting to get alittle better, but damn running still sucks ass I tell ya. I set a goal of running 3 miles by aug. 20th witch by the way is a week from tomorrow........Im not sure if </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/106075490963743592/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=106075490963743592' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106075490963743592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106075490963743592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/08/today-today-was-great-day.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-106058717000644725</id><published>2003-08-11T00:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-08-11T00:32:50.046-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>does this thing work</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/106058717000644725/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=106058717000644725' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106058717000644725'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106058717000644725'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/08/does-this-thing-work.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-106006716667799350</id><published>2003-08-05T00:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-08-05T00:06:06.716-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>HOLY COWSo, I just read cheryl citizens blog......you rock girl. "walmart christians" that is awsome.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/106006716667799350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=106006716667799350' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106006716667799350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/106006716667799350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/08/holy-cow-so-i-just-read-cheryl.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-105988824063331395</id><published>2003-08-02T22:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-08-02T22:37:00.903-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I HAD ANOTHER THOUGHT......I am supposed to find out this month whether or not i got into METRO. I am really trying not to think about it, but it is consuming my every thought. I pray I get in, but I just wish I could get it off my mind. By the way, $5 funny is going to fricken rock. I have had the honor of working with so really awsome folks in my day, but I just have to say that working with</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/105988824063331395/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=105988824063331395' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105988824063331395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105988824063331395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/08/i-had-another-thought.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-105988785499844477</id><published>2003-08-02T22:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-08-02T22:17:35.023-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WELL HELLO......What a week, what a day, what a last few minutes. Just for the record I have tried to blogg two time in the past two days, and each time John came a calling. So, if this is a short blog you know why.I had a really draning week. Mon. I went to a time managment class. It was good and I got a lot out of it, so that was cool. Tues I had the branch all to myself and my mgr ripped on</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/105988785499844477/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=105988785499844477' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105988785499844477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105988785499844477'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/08/well-hello.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-105934706748968359</id><published>2003-07-27T16:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-07-27T16:04:27.510-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>IM STILL HERE.......I have not really felt like writing to much latly. I have a lot of things I could say, but I just dont know how to get my thoughts on paper, or on the computer in this case. but i am still here, and im going to go hit golfs balls now, so that should cheer me up a bit. peace</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/105934706748968359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=105934706748968359' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105934706748968359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105934706748968359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/07/im-still-here.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-105893695248580044</id><published>2003-07-22T22:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-07-22T22:09:12.540-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>HOLLY SHIZZY BATMAN........THE WORD IS OUT, THE TIDE IS IN, THE BAR HAS BEEN RAISED, EXPACTIONS MEET (SO FAR THAT IS) TIME TO SET NEW GOALS, THERE IS A GOD, ALL THE MOONS ARE IN ALIMENT, I AM FREAKEN STOKED....... WHAT ON EARTH IS HE TALKING ABOUT YOU MIGHT BE ASKING, WELL IM A GONNA TELL YA. DRUM ROLL PLEASE........... FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I JOE PATTON THE FIRST HAVE RAN 2.3 MILES </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/105893695248580044/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=105893695248580044' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105893695248580044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105893695248580044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/07/holly-shizzy-batman.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-105876523321505089</id><published>2003-07-20T22:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-07-20T22:27:13.310-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'M SORRY........I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS A GUY COULD ASK FOR. A SUPPORT STAFF OF PEOPLE THAT CARE FOR ME LIKE THEY ARE MY FAMILY, BUT I DONT THINK WE ARE AS CLOSE AS WE USED TO BE. YOU SEE SINCE I GOT MARRIED I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN PUT INTO A DRYER AND PUT ON A CONTINUS SPIN CYCLE FOR SIX MONTHS. THE PEOPLE WHO I CARE ABOUT THE MOST IN MY LIFE I FEEL I HAVE HUNG THEM OUT TO DRY. (ALOT OF DRYER</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/105876523321505089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=105876523321505089' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105876523321505089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105876523321505089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/07/im-sorry.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-105868681486101667</id><published>2003-07-20T00:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-07-20T00:40:14.876-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'M GETTING CLOSER.....IF YOU HAVE SOME TIME COULD YOU PLEASE SAY A LITTLE PRAYER FOR ME. I GOT A LETTER FROM METRO YESTERDAY SAYING THAT I HAVE PASSED EVERYTHING AND I AM ON A LIST OF OVER 150 PEOPLE. MY LIST WILL BE REVIEWED BY A HIRING BOARD ON AUG 19. SO I WILL KNOW IF I MADE IT ON THE 19 OR THE 20 OF AUG. I KNOW IT IS OUT OF MY HANDS, I WILL LET THE CARDS FALL WHERE THEY MAY, BUT MAN I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/105868681486101667/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=105868681486101667' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105868681486101667'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105868681486101667'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/07/im-getting-closer.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-105837384686781600</id><published>2003-07-16T09:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-07-16T09:44:06.890-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>SO WHAT WOULD LIFE BE LIKE WITH OUT SPORTS?? I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS SOME LATELY AND HAVE DECIDED THAT IF THERE WERE NO SPORTS IN THIS WORLD I DONT THINK I COULD GO ON. IT MIGHT BEGOOD FOR ME TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO LIVE FOR ....U KNOW LIKE GOD OR SOMETHING, BUT SUCH IS LIFE.PEACE OUT</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/105837384686781600/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=105837384686781600' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105837384686781600'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105837384686781600'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/07/so-what-would-life-be-like-with-out.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-105833469322251587</id><published>2003-07-15T22:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-07-15T22:51:33.240-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I NEED TO </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/105833469322251587/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=105833469322251587' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105833469322251587'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105833469322251587'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/07/i-need-to.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-105833245344903079</id><published>2003-07-15T22:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-07-15T22:14:13.523-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THERE IS SOMETHING COOL ABOUT WRITING IN ALL CAPS....I'M SURE REALLY WHAT IT IS BUT IT IS COOL.  SO I MUST SAY, I HAVE NEVER BEEN MUCH OF A WRITER...I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO TALK ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON AND NOT SO MUCH WRITE IT ALL OUT. THIS IS A BIG STEP FOR ME, I AM GROWING UP IT SEEMS. A LOT SEEMS TO BE GOING ON IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW, IT SEEMS ONCE YOU REACH A CERTIN AGE THE ROLLERCOASTER JUST </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/105833245344903079/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=105833245344903079' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105833245344903079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105833245344903079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/07/there-is-something-cool-about-writing.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5580497.post-105825325946195742</id><published>2003-07-15T00:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-07-15T00:15:25.566-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>this is it, it is all over for me now.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/feeds/105825325946195742/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5580497&amp;postID=105825325946195742' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105825325946195742'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5580497/posts/default/105825325946195742'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joepatton.blogspot.com/2003/07/this-is-it-it-is-all-over-for-me-now.html' title=''/><author><name>GENERAL PATTON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09967156996166803042</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
